Gamcheon
Village:
Gamcheon
Village was a fairly spectacular experience. I spent the day with my new friend
Catharina, the angelic human being I met at the international party. She was an
awesome tour guide and her abilities to speak Korean, English and Chinese all
came in handy (we ran into some Chinese tourists along the way). Gamcheon
Village is basically a really poor area where many people moved during the
Korean War. Someone decided to turn it into a tourist attraction by painting
everything in bright colours and turning it into a massive art piece, really.
It’s a good thing I suppose... turn somewhere poor and run down into a place
where people will come from all over to see (and spend money at!). The weather
wasn’t at its best but luckily we left just as the wind started picking up. We
then went to Catharina’s hometown where we ate a late lunch together... I had
this amazing curry, perhaps even the best curry I’ve ever had, but I’m sad to
say that the heat got the better of me. Korean food is often spicy so I should
have known better. I didn’t want to stop but the embarrassment of the sweating
and runny nose eventually caused me to call it a day! As soon as I got back to
my home in Jangsan the rain started pouring down. A successful outing and
well-timed too!
Strange
Korean Compliment of the Day:
Student: Teacher... your nose... like Pinocchio.
Me: Ah... I see. Well, thanks.
Student: No teacher. It good!
Me: To have a nose like Pinocchio?
Student: Yes teacher. Many Koreans... um, silicon nose to look like your.
Me: They have plastic surgery?
Student: Yes, plastic!
Me: Ah, well thank you.
Student: Yes, teacher very handsome.
Me: *plays it cool* There’s a spelling mistake in your answer to question 4. *walks away*
Me: Ah... I see. Well, thanks.
Student: No teacher. It good!
Me: To have a nose like Pinocchio?
Student: Yes teacher. Many Koreans... um, silicon nose to look like your.
Me: They have plastic surgery?
Student: Yes, plastic!
Me: Ah, well thank you.
Student: Yes, teacher very handsome.
Me: *plays it cool* There’s a spelling mistake in your answer to question 4. *walks away*
April
Fool’s Day:
April
Fool’s Day is apparently a pretty big deal in Korea. At least, they certainly
seem to take it more seriously than we do in South Africa. My co-teacher
fortunately alerted me to this fact earlier in the week so I could be sure to
remember that if anything strange happened it was probably because of the date!
I was (fortunately) excluded from most of the activity but my co-teacher had an
evil plan... with our best poker faces on, we would tell the students that I
would be returning to South Africa in a couple of weeks and they would be
getting a new native teacher to take my place. To be perfectly honest, I was
worried that the reaction was going to be whoops, cheers and a small party...
but solemn faces were the order of the day. I wasn’t sure I would be able to
pull it off but I gave a pretty convincing performance if I do say so myself.
After telling the students the bad news, my co-teacher whispered to me that we
would only tell them the truth after class; how successful this was I can’t be
sure, as we still had a lesson to do and the classroom atmosphere was
completely dead after that! Nevertheless, it was worth it for the reaction at
the end – my co-teacher let them believe it right up until they were lined up
and ready to go out the door. Their reaction when they realised they’d been
duped was priceless! I still had some students coming up to me days afterwards
giving me dirty scowls and calling me a “bad liar”. Mission accomplished!
Lotte
Giants baseball game:
This
was something I just knew I had to do. A few friends went a couple of weeks
before and it seemed like a really awesome experience. And plus, I’d been
missing my live sport over here so I figured it would be fun either way! While
my enjoyment of the experience was significantly lessened due to the fact that
I’d just visited the ENT doctor earlier in the day and received an unusually
large bag of medicine, the baseball was still everything I thought it would be.
The experience can be summed up quite nicely in this video:
This
was perhaps the best night out I’ve had in Korea yet. For once the activity was
taking place close by to me, in Haeundae, and the plans were simple: hit the
bowling alley and partake in the W10,000 (R100) unlimited
beer special. While my interest in the bowling itself was initially quite
minimal, I soon realised that luck was on my side as I nailed three strikes in
a row (with a couple of them admittedly bouncing off the railing) and won
myself a pair of socks. While I wasn’t able to maintain that form throughout
the round, I did enough to snatch a win despite a nerve-wracking comeback from
Tom, the birthday boy, who took it to the final ball being bowled. The
proclamations of me being an “awesome bowler” were short-lived, as I finished
near the bottom of the pack for the next two games.
I feel like this would be a weirdly awesome photo if those damn socks I won weren't in the way. Artistic. |
As you can see, I enjoyed early dominance (player D by the way)... |
...and then almost lost it at the end. Fortunately I held on and exorcised some terrible bowling performances from the past. |
On-air
reading:
My
debut television appearance was nowhere near as glamorous as I’d always
imagined it might be. My blonde locks weren’t blowing in the wind and there
were no cute girls by my side. Instead I held a children’s book in my hand as I
nervously read and asked comprehension questions to an imaginary audience. Of
course, that imaginary audience was in fact hundreds of students and teachers
looking on at me from the TV screens in their classrooms. I read The Little Mouse, The Red Ripe Strawberry,
and the Big Hungry Bear which was quite entertaining for the kids I think; maybe
if a reading coincides with April Fool’s Day next year I’ll introduce them to
William Faulkner’s The Sound and the Fury.